1. kinglerofficial:

LMAO AT THIS WELSH ATHLETE’S FUCKING GOOGLE GLASS OMG

    kinglerofficial:

    LMAO AT THIS WELSH ATHLETE’S FUCKING GOOGLE GLASS OMG

    Reblogged from: kinglerofficial
  2. 2014 Commonwealth Games in Glasgow, Scotland

    • Scotland: Come along now Canada, the Commonwealth shooting range closes at 6! If you're lucky you'll get a whole two hours practice!
    • America: Shooting range? Count me in! *picks up rifle*
    • Scotland: oh. No, America, not you.
    • America: But... But... Canada, bro, help me out here!
    • Canada: eh
    • Scotland: You're not in the commonwealth America, you didn't want to be. You can't come.
    • America: ...
    • Australia: Aww, mate. Shame. Ey, Scotty, where do I put the beer?
    • Scotland: Glasgow Green will be fine. Cheers.
    • Australia: aye aye!
    • America: ... *cries*
    • FIRST EUROVISION, AND NOW THIS! *waves American flag sadly*
    Reblogged from: zecora-is-best-zebra
  3. dwebb1e:

LONG LIVE THE CONE

    dwebb1e:

    LONG LIVE THE CONE

    Reblogged from: dwebb1e
  4. littlebearpaige:

    Imagine applying for the commonwealth games as a dancer, bagging the job then being told ‘yeah but you will have to be a tunnocks teacake’.

    Reblogged from: littlebearpaige
  5. tortoisenothare:

    England: Oh thank god they didn’t boo us…

    Reblogged from: tortoisenothare
  6. captainwurz:

NOT OKAY!

    captainwurz:

    NOT OKAY!

    Reblogged from: captainwurz
  7. Reblogged from: skittlez360
  8. lucidnee:

    Getting anon hate is a blessing because to know that I pissed a person off so much but they are still afraid of me so they hit that anon button is a confident booster.

    Reblogged from: loves3xriot
  9. blackbarmitzvahs:

rebelred-in-boots:

shedancesatmidnight:

gehenna:

mendox:

leaaves:

preah:

durational:

luxex:

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

Or she’s turning into the black swan

Or maybe she’s born with it

Or maybe it’s Maybelline

You guys are all fucked 

    blackbarmitzvahs:

    rebelred-in-boots:

    shedancesatmidnight:

    gehenna:

    mendox:

    leaaves:

    preah:

    durational:

    luxex:

    i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

    or shes stoned as fuck

    Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

    Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

    lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

    Or she’s turning into the black swan

    Or maybe she’s born with it

    Or maybe it’s Maybelline

    You guys are all fucked 

    Reblogged from: guy
  10. cumslayer:

    cumslayer:

    So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

    AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

    Reblogged from: holyteapotofrussell
  11. bamf-fallen-angel:


rising-demon-dick:

trust-me-im-adoctor:

redventure:

juicyjacqulyn:

entropiaorganizada:

hookteeth:

hethatcures:

This legitimately upsets me.

… Y’see, now, y’see, I’m looking at this, thinking, squares fit together better than circles, so, say, if you wanted a box of donuts, a full box, you could probably fit more square donuts in than circle donuts if the circumference of the circle touched the each of the corners of the square donut.
So you might end up with more donuts.
But then I also think… Does the square or round donut have a greater donut volume? Is the number of donuts better than the entire donut mass as a whole?
Hrm.
HRM.

A round donut with radius R1 occupies the same space as a square donut with side 2R1. If the center circle of a round donut has a radius R2 and the hole of a square donut has a side 2R2, then the area of a round donut is πR12 - πr22. The area of a square donut would be then 4R12 - 4R22. This doesn’t say much, but in general and  throwing numbers, a full box of square donuts has more donut per donut than a full box of round donuts.The interesting thing is knowing exactly how much more donut per donut we have. Assuming first a small center hole (R2 = R1/4) and replacing in the proper expressions, we have a 27,6% more donut in the square one (Round: 15πR12/16 ≃ 2,94R12, square: 15R12/4 = 3,75R12). Now, assuming a large center hole (R2 = 3R1/4) we have a 27,7% more donut in the square one (Round: 7πR12/16 ≃ 1,37R12, square: 7R12/4 = 1,75R12). This tells us that, approximately, we’ll have a 27% bigger donut if it’s square than if it’s round.
tl;dr: Square donuts have a 27% more donut per donut in the same space as a round one.

god i love this site

can’t argue with science. Heretofore, I want my donuts square.

more donut per donut

But then if you’re able to fit more donuts in a box wouldn’t it be harder to grab a donut out because they fit so well next to each other

You can grab them from the hole in the middle.

    bamf-fallen-angel:

    rising-demon-dick:

    trust-me-im-adoctor:

    redventure:

    juicyjacqulyn:

    entropiaorganizada:

    hookteeth:

    hethatcures:

    This legitimately upsets me.

    … Y’see, now, y’see, I’m looking at this, thinking, squares fit together better than circles, so, say, if you wanted a box of donuts, a full box, you could probably fit more square donuts in than circle donuts if the circumference of the circle touched the each of the corners of the square donut.

    So you might end up with more donuts.

    But then I also think… Does the square or round donut have a greater donut volume? Is the number of donuts better than the entire donut mass as a whole?

    Hrm.

    HRM.

    A round donut with radius R1 occupies the same space as a square donut with side 2R1. If the center circle of a round donut has a radius R2 and the hole of a square donut has a side 2R2, then the area of a round donut is πR12 - πr22. The area of a square donut would be then 4R12 - 4R22. This doesn’t say much, but in general and  throwing numbers, a full box of square donuts has more donut per donut than a full box of round donuts.

    The interesting thing is knowing exactly how much more donut per donut we have. Assuming first a small center hole (
    R2 = R1/4) and replacing in the proper expressions, we have a 27,6% more donut in the square one (Round: 15πR12/16 ≃ 2,94R12, square: 15R12/4 = 3,75R12). Now, assuming a large center hole (R2 = 3R1/4) we have a 27,7% more donut in the square one (Round: 7πR12/16 ≃ 1,37R12, square: 7R12/4 = 1,75R12). This tells us that, approximately, we’ll have a 27% bigger donut if it’s square than if it’s round.


    tl;dr: Square donuts have a 27% more donut per donut in the same space as a round one.

    god i love this site

    can’t argue with science. Heretofore, I want my donuts square.

    more donut per donut

    But then if you’re able to fit more donuts in a box wouldn’t it be harder to grab a donut out because they fit so well next to each other

    You can grab them from the hole in the middle.

    Reblogged from: holyteapotofrussell
  12. badoutlawwolf:

mnlmnz:

askfordoodles:

napoleon-and-the-bonapartes:

This bird knows he looks amazing.

Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…

Until they open their mouth…

and you realize they are basically bird muppets.

… no comment…
For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:


I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1

This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.

    badoutlawwolf:

    mnlmnz:

    askfordoodles:

    napoleon-and-the-bonapartes:

    This bird knows he looks amazing.

    Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…

    Until they open their mouth…

    and you realize they are basically bird muppets.

    … no comment…

    For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:

    I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1

    This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.

    Reblogged from: holyteapotofrussell
  13. fobbishtwit:

    no-glasses-eridan:

    halloowada:

    see

    total drama gets it

    That’s because it’s Canadian

    We do it right.

    Reblogged from: holyteapotofrussell
  14. Reblogged from: bluepeopleshallunite
  15. gerardgayofficial:

    not-awh0re:

    drarna:

    mageyoulook:

    the tears of laughter I cry are real.

    this truly is the best post on tumblr

    "Well, what I’m I gonna do now? I’ve got your face tattooed on my arm!"

    'idk, give him angry eyebrows or something.'

    Reblogged from: wemust-reinventlove
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